Amy Mclain
Stop Me if You've Heard This One PDF Print E-mail
Written by Amy McLain   
Friday, 14 October 2005 11:00
George Bush is getting his morning report from his staff. Someone says, "Mr. President, I'm sorry to tell you that three Brazilian soliders were killed in Iraq yesterday." Bush stares in shock, the color drains from his face. "Th-that's awful," he cries, and sinks his head into his hands on the table. The staff is stunned. He's never reacted so emotionally to any war news before. After a moment, the president raises his head and says, "Exactly how many is a bazillion, anyway?"